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*.Why do giraffes have long neck?
*.Can you name the captital of every state in the U.S. in ten seconds?
*.A police officer had a brother ,but the brother had no brother. How could that be?
*How can you make 1000 out of eight 8's?
Key
1.Because their heads are far from their bodies!
2.Washinton,D.C.!
3.The police officer was a lady!
4.easy. 8+8+8+8+88+888=1000!
英语小幽默
A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."
秀口语：Tongue Twister
If you notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.
若你看到这张告示,你会发现这张告示是不直得留意的。
I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
我思考一个问题。可是,我所思考的问题并不是我认为自己正在思考的问题。
