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脑筋急转弯
*.Why do giraffes have long neck?
*.Can you name the captital of every state in the U.S. in ten seconds?
1.Because their heads are far from their bodies!
2.Washinton,D.C.!
英语小幽默
A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."
秀口语：Tongue Twister
If you notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.
若你看到这张告示,你会发现这张告示是不直得留意的。
Make your whole year's plan in the spring and the whole day's plan in the morning.
一年之计在于春,一天之计在于晨.
